~~~Daisy Duke Shorts!~~~

I have been watching the twins and not on bloggin too much... but I wanted to do a post so here it is... Hope you think it as funny & scary as I did

At some point, one has got to give up the
Daisy Duke Shorts!

SENIOR DRESS CODE:

Many of us 'Old Folks' (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets,the following combinations DO NOT go together And should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Mini skirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Short shorts and varicose veins

12. Inline skates and a walker

And last , but not least

13. Thongs and Depends

“Life begins at 50 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight,and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”

Until Later