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Friday, October 31, 2008

Happy Halloween - Jokes & Recipe

Happy Halloween all my little bloggers..... Now this is the last day of Breast Cancer Awareness Month... BUT that doesn't mean it should be forgotten.... Remember all the women who have been struck down by this horrible disease and fight back by supporting the cause and getting checkup on a regular schedule.... I love you all & don't want to see this happen to anyone else....

Some of these jokes are very 'bat' some might even say it is 'scary'. :-)

Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!!
Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? A. Wrap!!!!!
Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
Q. What's a monster's favorite bean? A. A human bean.
Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies? A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A. A sand-witch.
Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire? A. You suck.
Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat? A.Ghoul
Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar? A. For the Boos.
Q. Why was the girl afraid of the vampire? A. He was all bite and no bark.
Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? A. He didn't have a haunting license.
Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? A. He had no body to dance with.
Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? A. At the casketeria.
Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? A. He is mist.
Q. Where did the goblin throw the football? A. Over the ghoul line.
Q. Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat. A. Because of the coffin.
Q. Why is a ghost such a messy eater? A. Because he is always a goblin.
Q. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire? A. A toasty ghosty.
Q. Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal? Q. He heard it had great circulation.
Q. What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae? A. Whipped scream.

A just a few more....

Q. What is a vampires favorite holiday? A. Fangsgiving
Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? A. Mas-scare-a.
Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road? A. To go to the body shop.
Q. What happens when two vampires meet? A. It was love at first bite!
Q. Who was the most famous ghost detective? A. Sherlock Moans.
Q. What do you call two spiders that just got married? A. Newlywebbed
Q. What is a ghosts favorite place on the web? A. www.halloween.com!
Q. Who was the most famous witch detective? A. Warlock Holmes
Q. What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop? A. Scream or sugar!
Q. Who was the most famous skeleton detective? A. Sherlock Bones.
Q. Who was the most famous French skeleton? A. Napoleon bone-apart
Q. Which building does Dracula visit in New York? A. The Vampire State Building.
Q. Where do most werewolves live? A. In howllywood, California
Q. Where do most goblins live? A. in North and South Scarolina.
Q. Where does a ghost refuel his porche? A. At a ghastly station.
Q. What do Italian's eat on Halloween? A. Fettucinni Afraid-o (Ha ha ha)
Q. Why did the skeleton go disco dancing? A. to see the boogy man.
Q. What do witches use in their hair? A. scare-spray
Q. What do you call a little monsters parents A. mummy and deady
Q. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon. A. sour-puss
Q. How do you scare a mummy A. with a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.
Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire with the internet? A. blood-thirsty hacker baby
Q. What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a skwaush? A. a squashed pumpkin pie.
Q. Why do ghosts shiver and moan? A. It's drafty under that sheet.
Q. What instrument do skeleton play? A: Trom-BONE.

Pumpkin Bread:


3 cups flour
3/4 tsp salt
2 tsp baking soda
2 tsp ground cinnamon
1/2 tsp freshly grated nutmeg
1/4 tsp cloves
1/4 tsp allspice
1 small can solid-pack pumpkin (15 oz)
1 cup vegetable oil
2 1/2 cups sugar
4 eggs
2 pats butter (for greasing pan)

Cooking Instructions:

Preheat oven to 350, and place rack in center of oven.
Sift together the flour & spices in a medium bowl.
In a second, larger mixing bowl, whisk together the pumpkin, oil, sugar & eggs.
Add the flour mixture, to the egg mixture, stirring until well combined.
Divide the batter in half between the 2 greased loaf pans.
Bake about 50-60 minutes until a wooden pick inserted into center of loaf comes out clean.
Cool in the pans, then turn out onto a rack and cool completely.

Have a Simply Goolish Day!!!

Trick O’Treater Hugs And Kisses


bj said...

Good morning, you early riser friend....hee hee
What a precious posting you have this morning...i love your jokes, your new header and background and LOVE THAT RECIPE...I will be making this, for sure!!
Have a wonderful day and many thanks for this fabulous post...love it!
love, bj

Anonymous said...

Those jokes are funny, I got them in an email last week. That recipe will be added to my collection, for sure.


Raxx - A day in the life said...

I read all of thes jokes to my 8yr old, he loved them!

Thanks for the receipe!

Raxx - A day in the life said...

We are on each other's blog at the same time! To answer your questions, no, no and no! Lots of interviews, still looking for hte right costume and if no job I cant pay for my costume!!

But I have faith that it would all work out!

Thanks for asking, youre so sweet!

Lisa (aka) French said...

You are an early bird, my what a bunch of jokes! Your so silly;) Hugs and thanks for the chuckle~~French;)

squawmama said...

Chris... funny you got them in an email... I found them on the internet last night with a ton more... guess I wasn't the only one searching.. LOL

Raxx... sorry to hear that you haven't found a job yet... I wish you luck in finding one soon...

BJ.. you're the sweetest.. Thanks

Ma'dame French... you are the best..

Love you all

Picket said...

Morning girl...I loved the jokes! lol lol Ohhh I bet that pumpkin bread smells fantastic when it is baking...Thanks for coming by girl and I hope you and yours have a fun and safe Happy Halloween!

Anonymous said...

Morning Ms. Donna! Cute cute jokes. If only I could remember them to tell somebody. The pumpkin bread looks so delicious. I love anything with pumpkin in it.
Have a very spook filled day!!
Be a sweetie,
shelia ;)

Bo said...

Hey Donna...thanks for the fun Halloween treats! Love your new family sidebar widget! ;-) Bo

santamaker said...

Gosh, girrrrrl, you've been working on a new blog look! It's great. Love the jokes and the recipe might make it's way in my kitchen!
Just dropping by to see if ya like my costume... does this hairdo make my butt look big? LOL
Happy day to you, sqawmama!

Ginger said...

Hi Donna.....loved the jokes. They are funny.
I wrote the receipe down for the pumpkin bread. Will bake some soon, as it is one of my favorites. I made pumpkin bars last weekend, from Dawnies blog receipe.
Wish we would get trick or treaters, I love seeing the kids all dressed up, but our house sits back too far and they won't come up the driveway...or maybe they've seen our dog. grrrrrowl. lol

Proud Italian Cook said...

Donna, Your blog looks great! Love the jokes and the music! I always have room for a nice slice of pumpkin bread, wish you and the Tassie were close!

nikkicrumpet said...

Hey...we chose the same music...once again we are SISTERS! Funny jokes...well some of them lol. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Tardevil said...

Love the little dancing ghost. My daughter will love those jokes when she gets in tonight. I can never remember them, but she has the memory of an elephant...must have passed thru to her at birth! That moss is so pretty in the trees. I am in awe that you can travel & blog at the same time. HH!

Lin said...

Thanks for the chuckles!!! Hope you have a goul-ish Halloween yourself!! The bread sounds divine!

Baba said...

Good evening Donna, I hope your Halloween was a sweet treat...we had some kids , but not as many as last year... now I am left with a huge bowl of candy...Your recipe for pumpkin bread sounds good.. I must try it during the holidays... have a good week-end. Hugs, Baba

kari and kijsa said...

Have a safe and happy Halloween!
kari & kijsa

Bridget said...

Great funnies and yummy bread!
I am having another contest. I hope you will join in!

Unknown said...

Those are definitely some "bat" jokes. For whatever strange reason, I love stupid pun jokes!

Ruthie said...

Mmmmmmm That pumpkin bread looks good enough to eat!!!

Vintage To Chic said...

HEY LADY! I'll be trying th pimpkin bread and me gd with love the jokes,

Carole Burant said...

Hi Donna:-)

Thank you so much for coming to my Halloween Bash and I was so happy to hear that you enjoyed it so much! hehe I've added you to my Bloglines as well so here's to our new friendship:-) Isn't this world of blogging the most amazing thing?!!

I so enjoyed these jokes...too funny! lol The recipe sounds so yummy and I'll be copying it down for sure to give it a try.

Hope your weekend is going well! Looking forward to getting to know you better:-) xoxo

sweetmemorymakingmom said...

Hi Hon! what a nice post. we should never forget! I am going to have to try your pumpkin bread recipe too! I am going to have to print out all your jokes and read them. They are funny! hugs, Ellen


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