Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!!
Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? A. Wrap!!!!!
Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
Q. What's a monster's favorite bean? A. A human bean.
Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies? A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A. A sand-witch.
Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire? A. You suck.
Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat? A.Ghoul
Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar? A. For the Boos.
Q. Why was the girl afraid of the vampire? A. He was all bite and no bark.
Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? A. He didn't have a haunting license.
Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? A. He had no body to dance with.
Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? A. At the casketeria.
Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? A. He is mist.
Q. Where did the goblin throw the football? A. Over the ghoul line.
Q. Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat. A. Because of the coffin.
Bloody Brains
Serves/Makes: 16
Ingredients:
2 packages (8 oz size) softened cream cheese
1/4 pound baby shrimp buy another 1/4 pound if using a brain mold
1 jar cocktail sauce
A variety of favorite crackers
Directions:
If you can find a brain mold at the party store that would be great fun... Lightly oil it and arrange some of the baby shrimp around the inside of mold to look like brain... Press mixture well into mold... chill
Mix the cream cheese, shrimp and cocktail sauce together. Shape it into an oval brain shape and place on a platter... Surround the "brain" with the crackers.
Cook's Note: For added effect take a toothpick dipped into food coloring (blue and/or green) and make veins in the cream cheese brain to look like a real brain.
Stay Safe & Have FUN!!!
18 comments:
Just toooo good! I love the look of the Bloody Brains - just perfect!
Hehehe! Very cute! Love the jokes and the Bloody Brains! Happy Halloween!
OMG, that recipe is hysterical! "Excuse me, do you carry brain molds?"
Heeheeheeeeee
Justine :o )
Donna, you are too much! Thanks for the fun today!
Happy Halloween - looks like you're in the spirit for it!
Happy Halloween!! Thanks for the jokes and the "Bloody Brains."
Everyone have fun!
Hi Donna, wishing you a "happy Halloween"...I am trying to keep my hands out of the candy bowl...enjoy your week-end. Hugs, Baba
That was so-o funny.
Mama Bear
Hey girl! How's the "on the road again" queen? Your fall pics are spectacular and oh those jokes were so cute!
Ga-ROSSS!!! but just as fun as it can be!!! Happy Halloween!!!
What a fun post! "Demons are a ghouls best friend" - my DH is looking at me like I'm nuts because I'm laughing so hard. And that recipe is a really cute idea for a halloween party - very creative! Have fun! Kathy
LOL Cute, Donna.
Okay, what I wanna know is, where does somebody go to buy a brain mold? Fun post! laurie
Donna! I miss you to! Thanks for stopping by. It's been a while since I posted. :) I love your Bloody Brains recipe! That was awesome and so were the jokes.
I also LOVE your fall foliage shots in your previous post! I think I will post a few myself.
xoxoxoxoxoxo
Donna M
Happy Halloween to you too, Donna.
Cute jokes!!
HI Donna! How are you! Blogger decided to gobble up my blog list a few weeks back and I had lost yours! I found you on Justine's. Hope you had a great Halloween!
Take care of yourself and be a sweetie,
Shelia ;)
Hi Donna! I've had so much TROUBLE trying to leave a post here, don't know what's wrong. Thanks for stopping by, your trick or treat post is just too cute, can't wait to catch up on the others I've missed!
Thanks for the jokes! My hubby and I had some laughs!
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