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Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy Halloween - Jokes & Recipe



Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!!
Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? A. Wrap!!!!!
Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
Q. What's a monster's favorite bean? A. A human bean.
Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies? A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A. A sand-witch.
Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire? A. You suck.
Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat? A.Ghoul
Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar? A. For the Boos.
Q. Why was the girl afraid of the vampire? A. He was all bite and no bark.
Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? A. He didn't have a haunting license.
Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? A. He had no body to dance with.
Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? A. At the casketeria.
Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? A. He is mist.
Q. Where did the goblin throw the football? A. Over the ghoul line.
Q. Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat. A. Because of the coffin.




Bloody Brains

Serves/Makes: 16

Ingredients:
2 packages (8 oz size) softened cream cheese
1/4 pound baby shrimp buy another 1/4 pound if using a brain mold
1 jar cocktail sauce
A variety of favorite crackers

Directions:

If you can find a brain mold at the party store that would be great fun... Lightly oil it and arrange some of the baby shrimp around the inside of mold to look like brain... Press mixture well into mold... chill

Mix the cream cheese, shrimp and cocktail sauce together. Shape it into an oval brain shape and place on a platter... Surround the "brain" with the crackers.

Cook's Note: For added effect take a toothpick dipped into food coloring (blue and/or green) and make veins in the cream cheese brain to look like a real brain.


Stay Safe & Have FUN!!!


18 comments:

Diana said...

Just toooo good! I love the look of the Bloody Brains - just perfect!

Susan @ SGCC said...

Hehehe! Very cute! Love the jokes and the Bloody Brains! Happy Halloween!

Justine said...

OMG, that recipe is hysterical! "Excuse me, do you carry brain molds?"

Heeheeheeeeee

Justine :o )

Jerry and Suzy said...

Donna, you are too much! Thanks for the fun today!

Rick and Paulette said...

Happy Halloween - looks like you're in the spirit for it!

Happytrails said...

Happy Halloween!! Thanks for the jokes and the "Bloody Brains."

Everyone have fun!

Baba's Special Babies said...

Hi Donna, wishing you a "happy Halloween"...I am trying to keep my hands out of the candy bowl...enjoy your week-end. Hugs, Baba

Love Bears All Things said...

That was so-o funny.
Mama Bear

santamaker said...

Hey girl! How's the "on the road again" queen? Your fall pics are spectacular and oh those jokes were so cute!

Tootsie said...

Ga-ROSSS!!! but just as fun as it can be!!! Happy Halloween!!!

mbkatc230 said...

What a fun post! "Demons are a ghouls best friend" - my DH is looking at me like I'm nuts because I'm laughing so hard. And that recipe is a really cute idea for a halloween party - very creative! Have fun! Kathy

SmilingSally said...

LOL Cute, Donna.

laurie @ bargain hunting said...

Okay, what I wanna know is, where does somebody go to buy a brain mold? Fun post! laurie

Donna Marie said...

Donna! I miss you to! Thanks for stopping by. It's been a while since I posted. :) I love your Bloody Brains recipe! That was awesome and so were the jokes.

I also LOVE your fall foliage shots in your previous post! I think I will post a few myself.

xoxoxoxoxoxo
Donna M

Ginger said...

Happy Halloween to you too, Donna.
Cute jokes!!

Shelia said...

HI Donna! How are you! Blogger decided to gobble up my blog list a few weeks back and I had lost yours! I found you on Justine's. Hope you had a great Halloween!
Take care of yourself and be a sweetie,
Shelia ;)

ksarra said...

Hi Donna! I've had so much TROUBLE trying to leave a post here, don't know what's wrong. Thanks for stopping by, your trick or treat post is just too cute, can't wait to catch up on the others I've missed!

~Lavender Dreamer~ said...

Thanks for the jokes! My hubby and I had some laughs!

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