Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!!
Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? A. Wrap!!!!!
Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
Q. What's a monster's favorite bean? A. A human bean.
Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies? A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A. A sand-witch.
Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire? A. You suck.
Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat? A.Ghoul
Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar? A. For the Boos.
Q. Why was the girl afraid of the vampire? A. He was all bite and no bark.
Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? A. He didn't have a haunting license.
Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? A. He had no body to dance with.
Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? A. At the casketeria.
Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? A. He is mist.
Q. Where did the goblin throw the football? A. Over the ghoul line.
Q. Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat. A. Because of the coffin.
Bloody Brains
Serves/Makes: 16
Ingredients:
2 packages (8 oz size) softened cream cheese
1/4 pound baby shrimp buy another 1/4 pound if using a brain mold
1 jar cocktail sauce
A variety of favorite crackers
Directions:
If you can find a brain mold at the party store that would be great fun... Lightly oil it and arrange some of the baby shrimp around the inside of mold to look like brain... Press mixture well into mold... chill
Mix the cream cheese, shrimp and cocktail sauce together. Shape it into an oval brain shape and place on a platter... Surround the "brain" with the crackers.
Cook's Note: For added effect take a toothpick dipped into food coloring (blue and/or green) and make veins in the cream cheese brain to look like a real brain.
Stay Safe & Have FUN!!!